Michelle HodkinI have never read The Joy of Crap. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The Joy of Sex. Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again... and again.
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Here’s one I’ve never heard before, The Joy of Crap. I’ve never read it either. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The Joy of Sex.
Not in a while, but I think it’s one of those classics you can come back to again… and again. I was immediately curious to know what the book was about, so I searched on Google for “The Joy of Crap.” It turns out “The Joy of Crap” is a book by Jeff Kinney which is actually called “The Ugly Truth About Smelly Feet” in the UK.
Source: The Unbecoming Of Mara Dyer
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